hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

helvetica-sans:

andyfluffbutt:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND


Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website


IM TEARING UP
  • Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
  • Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.